The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my
wife. They said "Is this your wife sir?". Shocked I answered " yes".
They said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus". I said
"I know, but she has a lovely personality"
Cor Robert - I don't think you'll be in Marian's good books if she reads this !!!
Cor Robert - I don't think you'll be in Marian's good books if she reads this !!!